Arizona, and now Oklahoma. The stupidity is spreading.

Okay, here's the thing. Fuck Oklahoma. Seriously.

Basically, it's now legal in Oklahoma for doctors to lie to their patients. Yes, this is much more important than any other issues going on right now. I wonder what the AMA thinks about this.

In lighter news, Oklahoma looks like a pot. Teehee.

Sucks to your ass-mar.

According to UCI, which I don't know, at least it's not UC Merced, has discovered Whitey isn't down with Asian Men.

Look, I know that THE HANGOVER is coming out, and Ken Jeong is perhaps less than magnificently well-endowed, but that shouldn't cross over to all Asians. Besides, maybe he's a grower, and not a shower.














I do kinda wonder about discrimination in terms of men over the race of women they date. I mean, exactly what questions are they asking? 'Cause all I know is that if I was polled, the race I would pick would be "whatever gets me laid."

Fuck race. Literally.

Ironically, that makes me both enlightened and not enlightened at the same time. How's that for the advancement of the species? To quote, "Asian American men are the least preferred mate for Caucasian women." For the record, the majority of the women that I have dated have been white. I think of it as my way of sticking it to the (wo)Man.

You're confusing enough as it is.

I think there should be a moratorium on women using the term "girlfriend." I don't mean that they shouldn't have friends that are girls, but it just makes it confusing. I mean, I really don't want to have to buy you drinks and listen to you drabble on about how one of your girlfriends did this or that, and then find out that you're a "little bit gay" and that the real reason you were in the bathroom so long wasn't because that's what girls do, but because you were giving your real phone number to the woman in the stall next to you, and I get the fake one. Yeah, I sent in a ringer, so I know what really went on. What of it? That's why women as wingmen help by the way.

Just keep it clear. If you really need to talk about a friend, she's a friend. If she's a girlfriend, it should mean you're gay. I mean, what are the chances that I have to hit on the lesbian in a freakin' Western bar? I mean, I know about Brokeback and all that, but c'mon what are the odds? If I have to be the minority in there, that should be enough.

You're hard enough to understand as it is. I don't need the English language mucking things up for me.

I used to live by one, that gives me cred

I used to live by a Ranch 99. For those that don't know, that's an Asian supermarket. Since it was so close, I tended to go grocery shopping there (lazy and poor). Anyway, all the time that I was there, I've never seen anybody white shop there. Or rather, I've never seen anybody bring their white kids in there. At times there would be a few white folks, but they tended to be elderly. Not that it would be inappropriate for the whites to go in there, but they'd all go to the PW down the street, or the Costco across the street. Seriously, totally not making that up.

Anyway, this is hilarious:



Honestly, what the hell? Chinese commercial in Chinese, and the "romantic interest" is played by a white dude? Seriously? I have no problem with white guys with Asian chicks, but I find it kinda odd that it would be the default for a freaking commerical for Chinese people. More so that it's forced since I've never seen a white kid in an Asian grocery store. They randomly bump into each other in the store? Utter nonsense. That's some major game playin' there.

And it ends with, "captures authentic Asian flavor." Yeah, I bet you do 8 year old white boy. Probably went to med school and everything; only reason why her mom would let this relationship fly. Just sayin'.

Pinkerton Syndrome. Just sayin'.

Coming to America

The California Supreme Court is currently weighing on the ban on same-sex marriages created by the passing of Proposition 8. Now, there's a legal process and all, and if one believes the system works, then we would need to let it play out. That's not to say that people shouldn't speak out, but one hopes that the Courts play it the right way.

As for me, if this is wrong:

then I don't want to be right.

Ultimate Korean Girl

There are Korean girls (like me) and then there are Ultimate Korean Girls (not like me). Now, I am not hating. These are just merely observations through my years of living in Los Angeles discerning between the two. My two best friends are Korean and I love being Korean. I just think we are nonsense sometimes.

You are an Ultimate Korean Girl if you meet most of the criteria below:

• all your girlfriends are Korean (and I mean every single one of them)
• you have the K-town accent
• it is imperative you own at least one (very) high end article of clothing that visibly shows the logo
• your sunglasses are either Gucci, Chanel or Christian Dior (with the emblem very clearly displayed)
• you envy other Korean girls who have something you don't (or can't) have
• Your boyfriend (who is Korean) has bought you a Gucci, Channel, Prada or Christian Dior bag at least once
• You don't think twice about paying when you are with your boyfriend
• you are not cheap
• you are generous
• you spend ridiculous amounts of money on gifts for your boyfriend (amount that is way beyond your means)
• you own a BMW or are saving up like nobody's business to own one
• you won't date a Korean unless they own at least a BMW
• you have numerous photos of you and your girlfriends at Korean clubs (it's all smoky too in the background because of the cigarette smoke)
• you smoke cigarettes
• you wear thick black eyeliner that you tip off at the end (to make it look extra bitchy)
• you either have chemically treated straight hair or an artificial perm
• you own about 10 different black pants (they are all strikingly similar)
• you are most likely shorter than 5'5"
• going to a Korean club is a must at least once a weekend (going to a white club that is having an Asian night doesn't count as a Korean club either)
• you drink only soju, crown, patron
• you look like you are ready to kill any other Korean girl who is at least cuter than you
• when you see other Korean girls who happen to have white friends, you hate and call them white-washed
• you have no social skills outside of being with your fellow Ultimate Korean Girlfriends because you don't really know how to communicate with people if they are not Korean
• you are skinny (can either also be grossly underweight)
• if you work with non-Koreans, you refuse to befriend them and don't really talk to them other than saying the obligatory "how was your weekend" when you run into them

Girls who like to pursue unavailable men

Everybody has known or met at least one girl with one or more of the below traits (I will give further details on each of the traits below):

• 30+ years old
• all their other friends are taken (i.e.-in a relationship)
• Haven't had a relationship in 3-5 years

Watch your back around these type of girls. Everyday they are most likely reminded that they are 30+ years old and still single. I guarantee that they are also getting pressure from family to get married. Given this, they will stop at nothing to get a man, even if they are unavailable. These type of girls are especially dangerous because their biological clock is ticking and most likely, as you read this, several of her eggs have already dried up so they are in a special rush to snag anybody with no regard to whether or not he is even available in the first place, and if he is not, they will stop at nothing to try and sway his mind that she would be better for him than his current significant other.

What surprises me is that most of these girls are either unattractive, have drab office jobs staring at paperwork all day and probably have a personality just short of flatlining. BUT, what surprises me most, is that your significant other actually doesn't see these traits. Doesn't he once take a second to ponder..hmmm...I wonder why this girl is 30+ years old and still single. Like really, don't you take one second to wonder, there must be something wrong with this girl? I mean, if she was THAT GREAT, don't you think she would have been snagged by now? So for you guys out there who seem to get an ego boost from getting attention from these ugly girls, think about for one second, why she is still single and don't come crying back home when she goes Fatal Attraction style on you and boils your rabbit.

As a special message to these girls, if you do keep pursuing unavailable men, get a grip and stop being so desperate. Try online dating or something. But most importantly, I guarantee there is something wrong with you in the first place, because if there wasn't, it wouldn't be so hard for you to find somebody. Go read a self-help book or something. And if you do somehow manage to successfully steal another girl's boyfriend, I hope somebody comes and kicks you in the babymaker. Don't be so desperate and keep continuing to try and pursue a guy who just isn't available. Karma is a bitch.