It's your own fault now.

I understand that language is highly fluid. And that in terms of racial language, or racist terminology would was okay in the past isn't okay now. Or that some terms are appropriated by a race, but can't/shouldn't be used by others. But, there's also just asking for trouble.

Gazprom and Nigeria's NNPC are going to invest in joint venture energy concern in Nigeria. It's to be called...Nigaz.

Of all the names, this is the one that had to be chosen. Admittedly, it's probably something like NIgeria GAZprom. Still, this is not making it easier for the rest of us. Thanks Nigeria. In addition to your hundreds of princes in need of monetary support, you gots to play a guy like this.

Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better

Remember rap? Or hip-hop? Admittedly I was never too into that scene, sorry AP yellow parka wearing douchebags, you were always losers. And taking pride in your race will never make you not a loser. Your parents drop you into a house by yourselves with no supervision because they're still back in Asia and you occupy your time trying to act hard and gangsta? You were richer than I was motherfucker, what kind of hustling did you ever have to do? Fuck you. And fuck you Dat Phan, just because.

Remember how rap used to be edgy and cool? How the blacks, or African-Americans, to not be offensive, made this "Against the Man" music that was different from what the mainstream was listening to. It really spoke to those downtrodden, I imagine typically urban, kids, that's what I get from one of VH1's documentaries at least. Anyway, the kids weren't necessarily black, but let's face it, how many white rappers were there in the early days? And Beastie Boys don't count. They started as a punk group.

And, they're Jewish.

Anyway, rap has become like a big fuck you to black people. No really. What's one of the most popular rap/hip-hop songs right now? "I Love College."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt6t5TTuk5Q

Yeah, instead of talking of hustling, how life be all hard and shit, and/or pimping, rap is now about how awesome college is. Because it is. Sex and booze and drugs (weed only), but with people that actually can put themselves together long enough to make a noon class. To be fair, that shit ain't easy.

Oh, and the video has a scene with beer pong in it.

It's like the Man took all the gritty and hard aspects of rap and hip-hop and turned it on its head as a big FU to black people. Know how the main consumers are surbuban white kids? Yeah, this is the next step. Suburban white kids making rap. Rap is now safe.

And this guy is the face of it:

































I'm not black nor white, but I am sorry. I am so very sorry. For you black people.

The Chinese Martin Riggs

I know this is old. But, let it never be said that Asians are pussies.

Chen Fuchao, a man heavily in debt, had been contemplating suicide on a bridge in southern China for hours when a passer-by came up, shook his hand — and pushed him off the ledge.

If you're contemplating suicide, we take you seriously. And if you decide to try to be a bitch about it, that won't do. At all.

"I pushed him off because jumpers like Chen are very selfish. Their action
violates a lot of public interest," Lai was quoted as saying by Xinhua.

That's how it goes. Don't be selfish by not jumping your own self.

Sucks to your ass-mar.

According to UCI, which I don't know, at least it's not UC Merced, has discovered Whitey isn't down with Asian Men.

Look, I know that THE HANGOVER is coming out, and Ken Jeong is perhaps less than magnificently well-endowed, but that shouldn't cross over to all Asians. Besides, maybe he's a grower, and not a shower.














I do kinda wonder about discrimination in terms of men over the race of women they date. I mean, exactly what questions are they asking? 'Cause all I know is that if I was polled, the race I would pick would be "whatever gets me laid."

Fuck race. Literally.

Ironically, that makes me both enlightened and not enlightened at the same time. How's that for the advancement of the species? To quote, "Asian American men are the least preferred mate for Caucasian women." For the record, the majority of the women that I have dated have been white. I think of it as my way of sticking it to the (wo)Man.

Bangkok Dangerous

Well, if you have to go, I suppose autoerotic asphyxiation with Thai ladyboys* is the badass way to go out. In light of the news of David "Poon Dong" Carradine's alleged suicide in Thailand, let this be a lesson for us all.




















Always, but always, use a spotter.

*Allegedly